Brian Oliu does not have a house, drank soda at prom, and loves his grandmother's love of busses (an interview)

Brian Oliu: No. But it might be my house in the future. And by the future I mean
'The Future', not 'the future'.

Brian Oliu: There's a good chance. He wore a powder blue tuxedo to match my mom's
blue and green dress, so he was obviously all about color
coordination. However, I'm not aware of too many blue sodas existing
in the late 1970s as Mountain Dew Baja Blast was not invented yet and
is also a Taco Bell exclusive. I, however, drank soda at my prom, and
my dad is my hero, so I probably wanted to be like him subconsciously,
so, yes, he drank soda at the prom.

Brian Oliu: From left to right: yes, no, yes, no. My grandfather died young. My
grandmother loves public transportation.
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Brian Oliu is the president or something of the University of Alabama English Department Football League.





This is terrible. Brian
This is terrible. Brian said in the past (yes, "The Past") that it might be his house in the future. Since we're already in "The Future" of the interview, I'm going to have to come back to this page all the damn time for updates. And who knows what the hell we're going to do with it since it's written and we have to talk about it in the literary present. Way to screw up my morning, Everyday Yeah.
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