If you find an old run down bus in the woods and have been in the midst of midlife crisis worrying about what kind of legacy you’re going to leave behind then it’s safe to say that you may be in need of a five-to-seven year break from whatever you’re doing to begin on your life’s work. The first thing one must do is fix the bus. If this isn’t what you had in mind for following generations to remember you by then you might be a candidate for the drug induced five-to-seven year vacation. Many of the greats prefer LSD. This should allow you to fix the bus without ever worrying that you may be wasting precious time. Of course, drugs may hinder your ability to fix the bus. In some drug related cases the bus never gets fixed. The next step, once the bus is in working condition, is to load it with children. The minimum number seems to be 100. How you go about luring these youngsters on the bus is up to you. Candy doesn’t seem to work as well as it used to. Some have found promising results by offering scratch tickets or offensive t-shirts, but it all depends on the demographic you’re working in. Once the bus is filled you’re ready to drive around the country producing beautiful music. This music is what you’ll be remembered for in history. This music is your legacy. Winners are decided based on a complex point scale. Usually, participants who spend the most time driving the bus the wrong way down one-way streets are the ones who end up as champions of the game. game created by Mark Baumer