Chapter 4

Everyone in the whole world is a tennis ball. That is why Batman isn’t real. Batman would never let himself be a tennis ball. He would tell Alfred (the tennis ball butler) to get the batmobile and then he would drive over anyone who tried to tell him he was a tennis ball. The Batman in the movies isn’t like the Batman who would exist in real life. If Batman really existed he wouldn’t be so morally sound. His personal ethics would be twisted and when prostitutes jumped on him and made him fuck them without paying he would not resist as much as he could because he would be tired of being both the strongest and richest person ever. He would be like everyone else (except without being a tennis ball) and just want to be rich. Also, another reason he would do prostitutes is because he wouldn’t be married. I do not know why he would never marry. Maybe his sexual preferences are messed up or maybe he just would appreciate the promiscuous lifestyle. Anyway, when he finished with the tennis ball prostitutes he would realize what he had done and be forced to chop off their heads.

Batman would have a weird sense of humor in real life. He would laugh when the prostitute’s heads fall on the ground and bounce. He would laugh and say, “Everyone really is a tennis ball.”