The idea of this game is to get your local deli to give you that high quality cougar meat. They’ve got it packed away somewhere, but they always keep it for themselves.

The following approach usually doesn’t work unless there is a new employee working:

“Do you have any of that cougar meat?”

Sometimes I wear a trucker’s hat and pretend I’m the delivery man. That only worked once. It usually fails because I don’t have the delivery shirt and I never have anything to deliver.

If they give you the cougar meat then you get a point. If they don’t get the cougar meat you don’t get any points.

One time I knocked off all the packaged bologna from the shelves and while the deli-man picked it up I rifled through the hidden meats. I did not find the cougar meat though. I only found a ham sandwich before the deli-man returned and told me to get out of his lunch box. I stole his apple and ran home like the little piggy that went to market, weee weee weee weeeeeeee.