the daily pill: a-200 gel concentrate

name: A-200 Gel Concentrate I had eyebrow lice and the doctor gave me a new form of A-200 Gel Concentrate. It came in bubble gum form. You supposedly chewed it and the infestation of the eyebrows was cured. Okay, I’m not being honest. Greater follies have been accepted. The bugs aren’t on my eyebrows and the doctor didn’t give me a bubble gum remedy. I got a shampoo and a slip of paper with special directions and precautionary warnings. The shampoo burns the areas (not my eyebrows) that are infected. I have to keep it in for five minutes. I can almost hear the lice frying their brains as they breathe in and drink the shampoo suds. They’re enjoying the high. Soon they will overdose and I will be lice free. information compiled by Mark Baumer
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