"A Muslim political candidate released an advertisement explaining why more people hadn't voted for him. Similarly, a candidate which I personally knew for the past 43 years just recently came out of the closet. End cap."
There it is. The entire transcription. Sometimes I wake up in the morning with these vivid memories of detailed dreams. Other times I wake up and don't even remember if I recorded anything until I check my recorder. Then I listen to something like this, and I'm reminded why it's all worthwhile.