what am i doing?
oh, i don't know... here are some updates from a place that isn't a computer
damaged by andy riverbed

I am sitting across from you at a coffee shop. I pretend to read, but I am really just staring at you with bad ideas in my head. You see me holding Damaged by Andy Riverbed and say, "I went to high school with him and he once gave me a ride on his bike." I tell you I don't own a bike and you say, "That's too bad." Then we don't talk anymore until you get up to leave and say, "I made that part up about riding a bike with Andy Riverbed. He actually invited me to his family's farm silo when I was a freshman before football players did macho things to me under the bleachers." I nod. Andy Riverbed decides he doesn't like this review and walks in and ignores everyone. He kicks open the bathroom door. Someone is putting on their wedding dress. He shaves their head. The woman's bridesmaids laugh. Andy Riverbed sticks needles in their eyes and injects heroin. I am afraid of heroin so I leave, but I'm curious so I put my face to the window and watch him write a poem for a girl named Carolyn. I decide to do the same thing, but I don't know anyone named Carolyn. Andy Riverbed wins. Andy Riverbed always wins.
















































































































































































































































































































































































long time first time
Long time listener, first time caller.
I just want to know whether Mark is just really really good with Photoshop (mostly really good, a couple were obvious fakes), or whether everything in his apartment and every surface he passes in life is covered with spraypaint and markers spelling out 'everyday yeah'.
Thanks, and I'll take my answer off the air.
hmmmm
I don't who this Mark person is that you credit with the edy movement. Maybe you're talking about the guy we sometimes let write really bad articles on our site. We only let him on here cause we think it's kind of funny and because his Mom talked to my Mom and now we have to let him play with us.
But to answer your question, all the pictures were photoshopped. If you see evidence of 'everyday yeah' written in any of the spots pictured it only means someone has gone out of their way to create the art in the real world that I've created in an Adobe world.
I am going to Adobe World.
Sorry, I didn't mean "Mark" in the capitalized initial letter specific individual sense, I meant 'mark' as in "He's an easy mark". In this case, the person doing the photos is 'the mark', not "The Mark". e.g. "I wonder does that mark fake his photos or are they memorex?"
ps. If AdobeWorld were a themepark I would definitely go. I would especially like to go on the PhotoShop 1.0 ride that makes everything look black and white and pixellated.
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