Jeff Parker's The Back of the Line

This is a story of James. James is a serious dude. Sometimes while I was reading I thought, "I should be more like James,” but being like James means people probably don’t like you. Your friends might have a slight tendency to hate you. Your girlfriend's parents might accuse you of pissing on them will you sleep. I am pretty sure my own parent's would be disappointed in me if I turned into a 'James', but James makes good literature. In some ways my father is a 'James'. His name is Jim. He once stole his father's car when he didn't have a license. He was on his way to becoming a 'James', but I guess he met my mother and things turned out better for all involved.
I read this book while sitting on my old roommates' couch under a tree.