This game is very simple. It consists of browsing the local garment and underwear drawers in your neighborhood. Unlike many games where stealth and secrecy are rewarded this game suggests and recommends that players are found in the midst of their transgressions. In fact, players lose points for sneaking into homes when no one is home or where there is little chance to get caught.

Players are rewarded with a single point for meeting each of the following five criteria:

1. Breaking into a house when someone is home.
2. Stealing the underwear and panties of a woman older than sixty.
3. Getting high before the indiscretion.
4. Admitting your wrongdoing on the local TV news.
5. Admitting to TV cameras that you were high (or “stoned stupid”) while stealing the underwear, but refusing to confess to the crime of the panty theft (“I don’t know nothing about no panties”).

Bonus points are rewarded:

1. If your bail is $20,000 or higher.
2. If the misdeed took place within five days of Christmas.
3. If you have a child three years old or younger.

Unfortunately, though it is possible for a person to reach the high score of eight points, they will only be matching the work of Charles Michael Clark. Let us cheer Mr. Michael Clark. He is the greatest champion this game has ever known.

game created by Mark Baumer