A person easily passes hundreds of thousands of cigarette butts in their lifetime. Imagine if a person decided to collect even a quarter of these strewn half tobacco sticks. It would fill a couple garbage sacks. The collector would also probably have dirty fingers if they didn’t use gloves. The lifetime cigarette butt game calls for gloved participants to collect every cigarette butt they come across between the ages of thirty to fifty-three. At age fifty-three the participant, still wearing gloves, must construct a piece of art using their findings. The artwork must be finished by age sixty. Upon the artwork’s completion the collector/artist must then kill themselves. The winner of this game is the deceased artist whose cigarette butt artwork sells for the most money. The current champion is obviously from New York and his artwork, which sold for over three million, resembles a giant hornet’s nest. It is called, “the fisherman’s booty.” The previous champion was an anonymous artists whose work was called “Picasso’s Cereal Dish.” game created by Mark Baumer