10. Bottom of what? Wouldn’t you like to know….
9. As is stands right now, Barack Obama is the political equivalent of Sammy Davis Jr. and the exact opposite of George W. Bush, which makes him completely useless to me
8. I am black and do not feel like explaining myself or 9. of the bottom ten reasons why I would like to volunteer to be slave number eight, you are on your own
7. you get a more professional and competant discussion in the united states about sports than politics and no one will care
6. It is my bottom
5.This dog get’s all up in my face when I am sleeping on the couch and makes me do shit I do not want to do
4. but then the dog has the nerve to get mad and turns its back on me because he did not get a treat, he stinks and need a shower desperately
3. i mean shit it is not my fault he lives in a house! post post modern rules of mores says if the dog lives in your humble abode its part of the family and therefore if it's possible no one in the family should smell like the toilet
2. the point of going on an adventure is that the final outcome is not and should not be pre-determined
1. with that said, no one will stop my adventure, no one