This very skinny and crazy rat died recently. One time he thought he landed on a planet where only apes existed. Then he started thinking everyone should ride around on guns like witches, which wasn’t a bad idea except that guns aren’t capable of doing that. Then this really overweight guy who is good at making everyone look foolish sat down with him and made him look foolish.

Most people thought this was a good way to end the movie so this overweight man ended the movie with Charlton Heston walking away like an old crippled man. I don’t know what I thought. On the one hand I never met the guy and this overweight man had made him foolish, but on the other hand he wanted to make it so everyone could ride around on floating guns. This made him seem like an okay guy, but for the most part I just forgot about him after the overweight man made him look foolish.

Then he died and everyone started talking about how he was in the movie with the apes and how he once won a trophy for being in another movie.

I don’t think anyone cried for the dead Charlton Heston. Maybe his family did. I do not know his family. I do not know if they cried.

The day he died I walked around a city, mostly wandering, going into the occasional shop, but not much other than that happened. I did not see his family.