Matthew Savoca does not own his own cookie company. He does not own gay birds. Maybe he does. Someone was talking about homosexuality on
college campuses which made me think about gay birds when I was supposed to be
trying to think about Matthew Savoca’s bio. The following is Matthew Savoca’s two-minute mind:

first i tried to clear my mind of thoughts like some Buddhist
exercise
but it just made me think of leonard cohen with a shaved head wearing a robe
i said go and then closed my eyes as quickly as i could
the first thing i saw was the word ‘fuck’ real big with bold letters
then i just waited for another image to appear
then i saw a horse with eight legs
the horse looked very majestic but the horse also had some rust on it
not all over, but in some spots
in lines actually, lines of rust
the horse was made of organic material, though, not metal
when i thought organic, i saw a supermarket
then i saw the horse again and the rust had grown smaller
there was a girl with long brown hair spraying the rust with a chemical
treatment
her hair was really long
she was saying, "this chemical is not as green as i would like it to
be"
i think she meant green as in, environmentally friendly
when i opened my eyes i saw a desk and a laptop computer and then i turned my
head to the left and saw a bookshelf with books in more than one language on it
some of the languages were
italian, english, swedish, icelandic, hindi, and french
i did not feel like the exercise was done so i closed my eyes again quickly and
i saw harrison ford
he was building a bookshelf
he was wearing a labcoat and he took a ring off his finger before touching the
shelf
then suddenly i was in brazil on the beach and i heard a guy yelling and i saw
some of the ocean water turn red
i heard people saying "shark attack" and then someone said "a
slaughterhouse nearby is leaking animal blood into the river that dumps out
near this beach"
then i opened my eyes by accident
i tried to close them again to see how that story ended but i saw only a white
plate with three slices of cantaloupe cut into pieces on it