The knob to the left of the washing machine said I had not washed my clothes in fourteen days. There was another knob below a sign that said, “Twelve grades of centrifuge.” A month ago Everyday Yeah ran a circuit of three washing machine cycles, but forgot to put clothes in machine. The basement flooded and the basement below the basement, where we put all the containers of detergent when there is nothing left, washed out to sea and we got a bill from some environmental government agency who collected the empty containers.