Aaron Fix

Who is Aaron Fix

[The following is questionable at best] Aaron Fix was born in 1983 in Boston, MA but grew up in Minneapolis, MN where he began a lifelong love affair with the printed word. He has authored numerous books, both fiction and non fiction, as well as academic papers in refereed journals in disciplines as far ranging as gynecology and animal husbandry (though he will tell you those two
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Review: Bruce Springsteen Concert @ Gillette

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If you only see one concert this year, make sure you see Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band.

Review: Foot Fist Way

foot fist way review

EDY: welcome to the review of the foot fist way (the following is a conversationg between everyday yeah, his roommate, and Mr. Thieves Jargon)

Review: The Strangers

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Okay, so this video is kind of lame. It's pretty corny. Oh well. One take and we threw it on the internet. The Strangers is seriously a very scary movie.  And also, don't let this picture tell you anything.  To me this picture kind of looks comical.  It wasn't in anyway.  Still i can't help but laugh at this picture.  Why is the guy wearing a giant baseball cover on his head?

Review: The Grand Opening of Chipotle

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January 30th was a long time coming. When my roommate came home last fall to tell me that the new construction down the street was going to be a Chipotle restaurant, I thought he was trying to play World Knowledge Quest.

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Santana Coming to Boston

Minneapolis, MN (AP) – In a surprise* move, the Minnesota Twins dealt leftie Johan Santana to apartment 12A Sutherland Road in Brighton, MA, in exchange for a little known prospect. The Twins dealt Santana on Monday for Mark Baumer, a former designated hitter for the Wheaton College Lyons (Division III). Baumer played four seasons for the Lyons, highlighted by a 2005 in which he hit .318 with 8 doubles and 9 home runs for an OPS of .952. His production fell off sharply in his senior year of 2006. “Obviously, looking at our run production last year, we needed to do something drastic,” said new Twins general Manager Bill Smith, who has also acquired the elderly Craig Monroe since being named GM after Terry Ryan’s retirement. “The combination of Baumer and Monroe should give us some right-handed power in the middle of the lineup, and some protection for our young lefties.” Those “young lefties” are catcher Joe Mauer and first baseman Justin Morneau, each of whom have already spoken out criticizing the deal. Smith has already had to defend himself after many players and fans pointed out that Monroe hit .219 last season, was designated for assignement in August as a 30-year old, and is severely overpaid. He will now have his work cut out for himself trying to justify the decision to deal a two-time Cy Young Award winner who is arguably the best left-handed pitcher in the world for an out of shape former division III athlete who has never taken a minor league at-bat.
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Nobody Wins at Party Where Obese Girls are Present...

Brighton, MA (AP) – After asking everyone in the room if they wanted to play cards and being roundly refused, two fat chicks decided to play a one-on-one game of “asshole” in the early hours of the morning at a party on Sutherland Road.

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Baumer Prevails in World Knowledge Quest Season Opener

BRIGHTON, Ma. (AP) – Mark Baumer converted 2 out of 3 attempted lies for a .667 average before scampering from the room and declaring the conversation over, sealing his 2-0 victory against Aaron Fix on opening night of World Knowledge Quest play.
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