Name Eflornithine Type of Drug Hair-growth inhibitor Prescribed For: Unattractive body hair (especially females) Hair-growth inhibition on palms of hand (chronic masturbators) Cosmetic alteration for werewolves General Information Eflornithine was originally developed by chemists at the LaRoche Drug Institute in 1937. Its intended use was as a mind-control serum that would allow OSS operatives to interrogate captured Nazis more successfully. However, ingesting the substance only caused severe convulsions and lucid waking nightmares. Its accidental application on the forearm of a particularly hirsute SS Kommandant inspired Dr. Melford Dwarzen to exploit this unintended side effect. First marketed as “Epi-Joy: A Cosmetic Supplement for Her Most Intimate Parts,” the formula for Eflornithine lapsed into the public domain in 1976 and was re-marketed by Enviro-Corps (a division of the Hartfield Group) as “Lupiderm.” It’s present commercial application is in the de-foliation of werewolves for cosmetic purposes. Cautions and Warnings It is important to note that Eflornithine (or Lupiderm) will not cure lycanthropy or other related strains of werewolfism. Rather, it provides a low-cost, low-effort alternative to silver bullets and gypsy remedies. Its effect is to simply allow victims of lycanthropy to more easily blend in with other members of society while the full moon shines. Be aware that other wolfish tendencies will persist despite application of Eflornithine, such as fangs, razor-sharp claws, a distended snout, yellow eyes which peer from the darkness and strike terror into the hearts of humans, a lust for blood, and a burning sensation while urinating. Possible Side Effects Prolonged use of Eflornithine can result in fur which will grow back thicker and darker. Some scientific research has also found that Lupiderm will cause werewolves to more strongly emit Esthogine, the pheromone which indicates their presence to vampires (who are the mortal enemies of werewolves). Food and Drug Interactions Besides not being recommended for werewolves who are pregnant or nursing, Eflornithine should not be mixed with alcohol or marijuana. Also, werewolf users are cautioned against devouring the flesh of humans of Northern European ancestry while using Lupiderm under the full moon, as the amino acid Protease 7G is often present in their bloodstream and can cause a breakout of hives. However, no such side effect will occur when a victim of lycanthropy is in human form while devouring human flesh. information compiled by Alex Butzbach