This game is a more specialized form of World Knowledge Quest. The premise is to convince as many people as possible that you are the illegitimate son of Wayne Newton. A point is awarded anytime a person is convinced. Points are lost if you are caught in your lie either by Wayne Newton himself or by some sort of DNA testing. Victory is not attained unless Wayne Newton recognizes you as one of his illegitimate sons. Victory is also awarded to a player if they reach a million points at which time Mr. Newton himself will have no choice but to recognize the player as one of his own. Players have been known to change hair color, take singing lessons, and get plastic surgery in an effort to achieve victory. In the case of two players meeting no points are lost, but there is a chance to gain five points if one of the two players can convince the other player that they are the illegitimate son of Mr. Newton. Often, these meetings lead to scuffles which possibly could lead to death. In the advent of a death to one to one of the two players, the player who survives is awarded the five points as long as they agree to pay for the fallen participant’s funeral. To satisfy the threats of a variety of feminist coalitions, females are allowed to play the game as well, but are only credited when they convince a person that they are the son of Wayne Newton. No points will be awarded if a female convinces someone that they are the daughter of Wayne Newton.