[The following is questionable at best] Aaron Fix was born in 1983 in Boston, MA but grew up in Minneapolis, MN where he began a lifelong love affair with the printed word. He has authored numerous books, both fiction and non fiction, as well as academic papers in refereed journals in disciplines as far ranging as gynecology and animal husbandry (though he will tell you those two fields have a lot more to do with each other than you might think). His books have been published in 12 different languages and on every continent, with the notable exception of Oceania, which he hates. His global popularity has given him the opportunity to be involved in international charities and humanitarian efforts worldwide, and has even provided a boost to the singing career of his beautiful fiancee, French pop music sensation Alizee. As lucky as she would be to have him as her husband, he does not have any plans on following through with the marriage, preferring instead to "shop around a bit more" and saying "why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free? It is some nice milk though. Sweet, delicious milk."