If it is Winter, Alex Butzbach can be found running around in the snow and falling down a lot. If it is Summer, Alex Butzbach can be found climbing trees and falling down quite a bit. If it is Autumn, Alex Butzbach can be found rolling around in the leaves, having already fallen down that day. If it is Spring, Alex Butzbach can be found on his sprawling estate somewhere in New England, wearing a smoking jacket and deerstalker with a hefty tome in one hand and a snifter of cognac in the other. He will be high on LSD and petting some sort of furry animal with his foot. His body is mending, but he longs for the other seasons of the year, when he can fall down some more.