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sam pink has a house, a dad, and a two dimensional body (an interview)

sam pink is this your house

Sam Pink: yes that is my house and that is where i shave my legs

sam pink is this your dad

Sam Pink: yes he is my dad. we are good friends

sam pink is this you

Sam Pink: yes that is me just enjoying a day outside isn't it nice i think it's nice.

sam pink is this a toy factory

Sam Pink: yes, the toy factory is where tinfoil is fashioned into nosehair and sewn into my face

sam pink is your dad going to prom

Sam Pink: yes, my dad will be nice to me at a moderately expensive dinner place and then plow me in a basement

sam pink why are you two dimensional

Sam Pink: yes, i am two dimensional because my feelings are always hurt real bad like war movie bad.

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Sam Pink wrote a book called I AM GOING TO CLONE MYSELF THEN KILL THE CLONE AND EAT IT.  He has a blog.

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Perfect.

This interview is perfect. I finally understand Sam Pink as an American hero.

DJ Berndt (not verified) | Thu, 11/12/2009 - 13:54
HMR (not verified) | Fri, 11/13/2009 - 05:42